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It's Masturbation Monday, and normally I don't post on Monda..

It's Masturbation Monday, and normally I don't post on Monday's really but since a lot of people are off of work today who normally wouldn't be, I thought I'd share these super sexy pics with you. Scroll all the way to the end for cleavage.

So remember the other day, when I said I made a lot of weird experimental content because I'm just a weird little guy? So I accidently made an edging video that will be in your dms shortly. 😘

Enjoy,
- Cate ♥

2025-05-26 14:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Thursday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you had a great week an..

Happy Thursday, Thirstosaurs!

I hope you had a great week and if you have plans this weekend let me know what they are!

No Kinky Craft was had this week because I'm already on my way to another convention but the good news is I made SO MUCH CONTENT while I was in this snazzy hotel room all by myself 🥺

As one does when in a hotel room alone, I tried out a bunch of new ideas I think you'll really like, picked up some new outfits and have really been feelin...

2025-05-22 17:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Guess where I am this weekend! In Atlanta for a weekend cele..

Guess where I am this weekend!

In Atlanta for a weekend celebrating sex positivity, community and kink. I'll be doing a live (interactive) podcast session on Sunday - you can sign up to participate in the Game Room starting Thursday at 5pm EST.

Catch me around the con and say hi so I can give you a limited edition badge sticker!

If you're not going to be there make sure to keep an eye on this space for fun dm goodies

- Cate ♥

2025-05-15 19:59:46 +0000 UTC View Post

It's Monday, Thirstosaurs! Thanks for hanging out with me an..

It's Monday, Thirstosaurs!

Thanks for hanging out with me and playing Marbles on stream! In case you missed it, you can find me live on the purple app on Mondays and Fridays.

On Wednesdays, I'll be here making fun kinky crafts like making your own dress form! You can swipe for the supply list! The first step to making your own cosplays, costumes, and other kinky wearables is a dress form. So many people stop at this point because they don't have access to one.
2025-05-05 19:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post

It's here, Thirstosaurs! Okay so a little back story on this..

It's here, Thirstosaurs!

Okay so a little back story on this partner play audio.

So many of you have told me over the years that you enjoy my content with your partners. Some of you have grown stronger in your relationships because of it, and I really wanted to honor that in this audio.

This is an audio that involved various types of touch with objects of your choosing in places of your choosing. My suggestion would be to listen to the full 28 minute audio ...

2025-05-01 15:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Okay, here's the deal, Thirstosaurs! Yes, here is the supply..

Okay, here's the deal, Thirstosaurs!

Yes, here is the supply list and yes the Lego set has arrived so I will be planning that stream soon!

I sent this to you in dms too but also pinning it here just in case. So I was going to send out this really cool partner play audio today and then I realized that one of the materials I want you to use for this audio is a blindfold, which we're making tomorrow, so I decided to change up the o...

2025-04-29 20:41:55 +0000 UTC View Post

QUICK UPDATE ABOUT KINKY CRAFTS TODAY: bad news everybody - ..

QUICK UPDATE ABOUT KINKY CRAFTS TODAY: bad news everybody - I have no power and no light right now due to a storm in Georgia. Even if I did hand sewing, shooting it in my dark-ass studio wouldn't give me the content I need to recycle and it'd be really difficult to do live with y'all, so I'm just going to take my third L of the week. I'm SO SORRY, it's been a shitty couple of days and I've been looking forward to this ALL WEEK but I was robbed of my bike and my electricity I have nothing left...

2025-04-23 18:56:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I bring you the Introduction to K..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

I bring you the Introduction to Kinky Crafts with Catieosaurus LIVE! or something like that. It's a working title in progress kind of, but I'm super excited to share this more hands on approach to the intersection of ADHD and kink with you all.

So here is the live from this week, with captions so you can get ready for next weeks live Sew A long where we will be making a blindfold together! A shopping list will be posted AND ALSO its okay to u...

2025-04-18 17:47:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! You've made it through another we..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

You've made it through another week and I am so proud of you! Lets throw perfection out the window and continue to show up the best that we can 😁 I've been looking for a new photographer in the LA area, bc I'm overdue for a photoshoot, but I'm also not in a hurry because I'm having fun doing these more candid photos as well!

If you know of a good photog please send them my way, but in the mean time check your dms if you're looking for the ...

2024-11-22 22:07:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Hump Day Thirstosaurs! I hope this was a better week f..

Happy Hump Day Thirstosaurs!

I hope this was a better week for you. 🤗 Now that I'm home and settled, I can post this video! Look at that view! I was feeling shy but didn't want to miss the opportunity to take you with me a little.

Message me and tell me about your week, where there is also a hump day surprise waiting for you 😏

If you're here after I sent it out, tip $8 and I'll send it to you

Take care of yourself,
- Cate

2024-11-13 17:47:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Just some thoughts on a boat. Hug yourselves and your loved ..

Just some thoughts on a boat. Hug yourselves and your loved ones. It's okay to not be okay.

2024-11-07 20:29:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! THIS IS ME GETTING BACK INTO REGU..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

THIS IS ME GETTING BACK INTO REGULARLY MAKING CONTENT, and practicing my boundaries again here. Ever since the incident and my feelings around my own body, I've sent more stuff in PPVs than on the feed, which everyone has been very understanding of, and at the same time, also frustrated with, so HERE IS A RETURN to the ways of ol'

I can't promise a FULL return, but I'm willing to bring some things back since it's been a bit and we haven't had...

2024-11-01 19:11:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It's been a minute since my regul..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

It's been a minute since my regular updates so here's a little taste of what I've been up to lately! Still in LA, mostly, working on the podcast(s), some Playboy stuff that I can't tell you about yet, and of course the book, which is going as smoothly it possibly can.

I haven't had too much time for making new content and I appreciate your patience with me while I take the time to work through stuff and really get my shit together! I have som...

2024-10-18 16:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Just a quick PSA from me, some updates, and a BIG THANK YOU ..

Just a quick PSA from me, some updates, and a BIG THANK YOU for supporting me on this journey like you have no idea how much it means to me

I added captions and let me know if you need a transcript situation in my dms.

2024-10-07 22:56:21 +0000 UTC View Post