Friends, Romans, Countrymen ~ Lend Me Your Ears! Turns out Iβm a filthy liar who need to be punished β¨π₯°
Howβve you been my loves? Would you believe Iβve been frozen in a snow bank this whole time?? π
Iβll be honest~ lust, sloth, and gluttony rule my being π all are amazing but only in the amazing sex life, lots of vacations, and food tourism kinda way AND AS IT TURNS OUT Iβll make any excuse to be a lazy piece of shit βΊοΈπΈβ¨ SO! Iβm settling into a new place THAT I HAVE TO PAY FOR πππ officially out of the nest ππππ and I realize that Iβll only truly be happy making money for myself so I quit my job after saving up a bit of money to BACK MYSELF INTO A CORNER AND MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE π«Άπ»β¨π (solid plan, nothing could go wrong ππ«¨β οΈ)
So I come to you this day to ask what a broke lilβ succubus like me can do to make rent π₯
WARNING β οΈ βΌοΈβοΈ MY PLACE IS NOT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING AT ALL YET but you can help change that ~ MUAHAHA π§
Good luck with all the nuts yer bustinβ!
Drink plenty of water! π¦
β¨God Speed my brother, my captain, my king π
Go make lots of money and give it to me β¨π«Άπ»ππ°JK I just hope you enjoy the new stuff I have coming and you find it worth your hard earned bucks π (YOUβRE DOING AWESOME BY THE WAY)
!!!!HOPE THEREβS SOME CULT OF THE LAMB FANS HERE β¨ππ©ΈποΈβπ¨οΈ
Love ya, Pumpkinβ¨πΈπ₯°
~Lili