There once was a pervert named Bart,
Who'd only cum when he would fart.
He’d inhale the gas
That sprayed from his ass,
And jizz as he clutched at his heart.
2025-04-08 13:12:19 +0000 UTC View PostLol, forgot to post the sexiest video 🤦♂️
2025-04-08 08:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostEmbrace the Ephemeral
Tibetan monks have a practice of constructing amazingly elaborate mandalas out of fine colored sand. The process is tedious and requires immense concentration from the diligent monks, who go about their task studiously hunched over a surface, depositing sand from long, narrow funnels using the vibrations of a metal stick that is scraped repeatedly over the toothed ridges that descend the length of e...
2025-04-08 07:19:05 +0000 UTC View PostOde to Twinks
Oh, tantalizing treats of Nature's divine buffet,
You are simultaneously the objects of lust and envy,
For your beauty is unrivaled,
And your form, ideal.
No entity can hold a candle to you.
And no abstraction surpasses you in value, virtue, or worth.
Perfection is blemished in your presence.
Truth is found to be a liar,
And Love is...
2025-04-08 06:54:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Psychedelic Garden
(Pen and ink)
To fit the trippy theme of the day ;)
2025-04-07 18:09:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Big Booty Judy
(Pen and ink on index card)
2025-04-06 19:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostSweet Fantasy
So there you are, standing in the kitchen, shaving carrots for that salad you keep promising yourself to eat every day because, let’s face it, you’ve been getting fat.
And it’s apparent that you’ve been putting on the pounds because that ass of yours is looking extra plump and delicious in the morning light coming through the window above the sink. It doesn’t help that you’re we...
2025-04-06 17:05:33 +0000 UTC View PostAnother prayer from Luke...
Almighty Lord Lucifer,
I offer you three ass hairs plucked from the perimeter of my anus and a bottle cap I found on the ground in exchange for your attention.
I know that you are busy persuading evil and wicked people that it is okay to not change the batteries in their chirping smoke detectors, but I have an urgent request that I think you can help with.
2025-04-05 12:03:41 +0000 UTC
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Took my glasses off to take this picture. Spends the next 10 minutes searching for my glasses because I'm blind.
2025-04-05 07:56:22 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the type of shit that happens when I listen to David Bowie while taking pics...
2025-04-05 07:53:19 +0000 UTC View Post
The Foot Dom
(Micron pen on index card)
2025-04-05 06:53:41 +0000 UTC View PostA Prayer from Luke
Dear Christ Jesus,
I do not believe in you on account of you being a magical ancient carpenter who is simultaneously the son of God and God Himself, but if you are listening I would like to request this:
Can you please create a thicc Latina milf who wears tight gray leggings while shopping at Target who will let me sniff her booty hole and perhaps even fart in my mouth...
2025-04-04 17:21:38 +0000 UTC View PostI got pissed off at the end because it wasn't working out the way I wanted it to 🤣
2025-04-04 13:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Drew a self-portrait of me dominating you with my feet and making you submit to my beefy alpha manliness...
2025-04-04 10:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Skull and Mouths
(Pen and ink)
I love how the background even resembles the texture on the wings of a moth 🦋
2025-04-03 12:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the beginning of a beautiful time
2025-04-03 12:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Embrace the Ephemeral
(Pen and ink)
Another twink amidst vegetation, my favorite thing to draw <3
2025-04-02 12:35:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I had to make up for all those drag shots I posted earlier with this virulently masculine dick pic...
2025-04-02 08:24:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It really looks like some modernist painting doesn't it?
2025-04-02 08:23:06 +0000 UTC View Post
An ass that could have been silkscreened by Warhol himself 🍑
2025-04-02 08:22:06 +0000 UTC View Post
